1. You could always get food poisoning from your Aunt Suzy's bread pudding.
2. You could buy one of the following items:
a) Santa Toilet Seat cover:
Or b) The inflatable Santa popping out of an outhouse.
Both seen at Lowe's.
Monday, October 24, 2011
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Seriously. I go for traditional decorations that do not involve putting the ass in class. :) Oh, and cheap ones: Like already have laid the groundwork with the neighbor to steal her juniper branches for me to make swags.
ReplyDeleteI should note though that when I was growing up, we had a santa toiletseat cover. It was handmade of felt and very cute. Santa's eyes were open when the lid was closed, but when you lifted the lid up, the underside of the lid had Santa covering his eyes. Modest Santa does not want to see private bits (let's ignore the creepy side of Santa in the "see you when you're sleeping" line.).
Hahaha, that's really cute! I love that your Santa was modest and respectful. The way a proper Santa should be! lol
ReplyDeleteGreat deal with the juniper leaves!
I'm really excited to decorate for the holidays this year- We've got a perfect window to display our tree, and we've got a holly tree outside that we'll use for our wreaths. Can't believe it's already late October! Where'd you go, 2011?? wth!